who is wet greg?
well he's an octopus and he's... wet
that's all you need to know.
stop asking questions — he might hear you.
you've done it now. you awoke greg.
Greg is... special. He has a habit of saying weird things. Sometimes he can get a bit unhinged.
But sometimes he can be a genuine sweetheart.
Other times his emotions can get the better of him.
And if you don't feed him he might get feisty.
He can get... a bit too attached.
Greg is sensitive, kind, and sassy. He reacts to you and feeds off your emotional state. What you do to Greg — and with him in the world — will affect him.
He's a pal that grows with you.
this is Greg's home
this is Greg's brain
and this is a jar of mayonnaise
...why are you still scrolling?
i haven't thought this far ahead
this is all i have
you don't want to know.
...fine. if you really have to know, the trail leads here:
(don't say we didn't warn you.)
I have no idea what I am doing, but I'm sure having fun doing it.
want to help build the wettest Greg on the internet? contribution guidelines are still being written — check back soon, or poke us through the links below.
here's how you can keep Greg hydrated (and the lights on):
(Patreon & Discord are placeholders for now — real links coming soon.)